All that honey wants is someone to watch Twin Peaks with

Two bad mad dangerous pustulent nightmare funny things I must point you to:

Anonymous Coworker is totally proud that you can Google "I pleasure myself when kittens are killed" and come up with his blog right off the bat. See other sick search terms here.

Something Awful posts some awful things done to children's book covers. Things I have only done in my head. Link via Fuse #8.

The picture is from our local bakery. I didn't have my camera the day that the quote was Proverbs 4:24 - "Put away perversion from your mouth. Put corrupt lips far from you." I love that one.