Don't touch that!

The funny and absurdly brilliant mind(s) behind xkcd (see, so brilliant I have no idea what that means) have a small fascination with MC Hammer. So does Mr. Librarian. Some mornings in the kitchen, getting breakfast ready or making the Big Man's lunch, he'll start singing little ditties in the meter of U Can't Touch This.

Deeer neer-neer-neert
It's wintertime!
Neert neer-neert
It's cold outside!
Neer-neer neer-neert
Betta get ya coat on!
Neer-neert
I can't find my gloves!
Neer-neert neer-neert

You know, if he ever starts a blog, I'm dead meat.